The Ranks

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1. Rank 1: Probie
2. Rank 2: Max Member
3. Rank 3: Game Guide
4. Rank 4: Exemplar of Ecstasy
5. Rank 5: SG Leader

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~~~The Ranks~~~

Max Irrational uses a simple 4 rank system. It’s designed to make it clear and simple what someone’s responsibilities are, as well as have a little fun with double meanings in the names. New recruits are called Probies. Official members are called Max Members. Mini-Officers are called Game Guides. Officers are called Exemplars of Ecstasy. Read below for all the details.

Rank 1
Probie

BASIC INFO: Brand spanking-new to Max. If you’re a Probie you are being tested. Probies are being closely observed for the qualities we’re looking for, which is namely maturity, respect, and a good understanding of Natural Law. They are “on trial” so to speak. Anyone is welcome to become a Probie, check us out, and see for themselves if they’d be a good fit with us. Rather than requiring an application process before getting invited, Max Irrational lets your hanging out, fighting along, and playing with us be your application.

(To define terms, just to be clear: “Hanging out” means non-sexual social situations. “Fighting along” means physical combat taking down the bad guys. “Playing” means anything of a sexual nature, from just watching, to making out, to all the way full-blown sexual intercourse.)

You can still apply as normal if you’d like, by sending information about yourself to: “Fyrona1618@gmail.com”. A Probie is not officially part of Max Irrational, but they are considered “one of the gang.” Show us who you truly are, what you’re really looking for, and what you got!

And please keep in mind if you don’t end up “making the cut” than it’s because you have a bullshit attitude and hissy-fitty personality. As long you understand that other people are not your Property, and you respect their Free Will choices, I’m sure you’ll fit in just fine. Give other people their time and space, while enjoying yourself. You don’t have to be involved with everything. You respecting people is more important than you getting entertained.

Max Irrational is for adults-only. If you are not 18 years of age or older, and sexually mature, you cannot be a member.

PRIMARY REQUIRED JOB: Show us who you are truly are! Contribute to any of Max Irrational’s goals, which includes kicking Villainy’s ass, and having fun!

SECONDARY OPTIONAL JOBS: Befriending our Game Guides since their primary job is deciding which Probies are promoted to Max Members; Finding your place in our 7 efforts.

SUPERGROUP POWERS: Can not invite new Probies; Can access only the lowest level of our bank vault; Can join most Supergroup events, but not all.

GETTING PROMOTED: The best way to get promoted and become an official member (Max Member) is to play, hang out, and kick ass with us, and show us that you are a mature mind looking for fun times. I’m interested in creating a community of respectful, loving adults who understand and practice the Non-Aggression and Self-Defense Principals of Natural Law, and in order to do that I have to be selective about who becomes a member and who does not. I’m not a bitch, but I will be one to whatever degree is needed to ensure Max is kept Mature.

Do not ask for a promotion. That is sure-fire way to not get promoted. You become a member by being mature, and showing us who you are. Not by begging for it. Instead of asking for a promotion, ask how you could become a better Hero, a person. If you’re a good fit for us, we’ll all know it. Pretend that you’re already an active member, and just interact with us. Be yourself!

We are not a kingdom for Drama Kings and Drama Queens to bicker and bitch in. We are a community of mature minds, of loving adults, of awake and aware people who are not afraid of pushing boundaries, combating evil, and seriously enjoying ourselves.

Please understand that if some time goes by and you’ve been interacting with us for awhile, and yet you’re still not getting promoted, it might be a nice way of saying this isn’t the right Supergroup for you. I would rather send that message in a nice way, then be rude about it and just say: “Get out.” But if I need to, I will say: “Get Out,” with reasons best I can explain. You may leave at any time with no questions asked. And please keep in mind sometimes I just get so busy the promotions can be delayed.

You don’t have to be super-devoted to the Supergroup, you just have to be a respectful person. You don’t have to take a blood vow in a sacred ritual, you just need to have similar goals as us: peace and pleasure. As long you’re respectful and understand our rules, we’d love to have you.

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Rank 2
Max Member

BASIC INFO: Max Members are our Official Members. A Supergroup is only as good as the members who make it. And no matter how much I bring to the Supergroup, it will always pale in comparison to what our members bring. There is a difference between a manager who whips drones into obedience, and a leader who inspires people to become the most beautiful, loving, and powerful people they can become.

As a Max Member, you are not a drone. You are here of your own Free Will, for your own reasons. The only “obligations” you have are to practice our 3 rules. While we do have a serious side that combats Villainy, we also know how to seriously enjoy ourselves. So when the time comes, go kick some ass and be somebody’s Hero. And when the time is right, go kick back and enjoy the beautiful world you are fighting for.

PRIMARY REQUIRED JOB: Contributing to any of Max Irrational’s goals, which includes kicking Villainy’s ass, and having fun! Max Members are the foundation of Max Irrational, so have as much fun as Super-Humanly possible. That’s an order!

SECONDARY OPTIONAL JOBS: Keeping an eye out on Probies to see who’s cool and who’s not; Stepping up responsibilities in emergencies; Taking on the role of a Rank 3 Game Guide.

SUPERGROUP POWERS: Can invite new Probies; Can not promote or kick Probies; Can access up to the second level of our bank vault; Is welcome at any Supergroup event (long as there’s room); Has priority over Probies for Supergroup events.

GETTING PROMOTED: If you want to become a Game Guide, take on their additional responsibilities of your own accord. Just start doing it. The primary thing is test out the Probies. See who’s cool and who’s not. Help others out in whatever ways you can. Perhaps that means teaching someone how to fight. Perhaps that means helping someone’s dating life to go from zero to hero. Play, hang out, and fight alongside Probies, and give your 2 cents about them to those that can promote them. And of course, voice your interest in becoming a Game Guide.

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Rank 3
Game Guide

BASIC INFO: Game Guides are Officers, but they’re “mini-officers.” They have responsibilities but it’s not overwhelming. It’s the perfect Rank for those people who want to help out more, but don’t want to necessarily be a leader. If you identify with being a “Helper” or a “Healer,” but not a “Leader,” becoming a Game Guide might be exactly what you’re looking for. These are the go-to people for the Probies when they need help or have a question.

Game Guides are the eyes and ears of Max Irrational. Their primary job is to test out the Probies, and see who’s a good fit and who’s not. They are expected to hang out and kick ass with Probies. And if so desired, play with them too. As a Game Guide you will need to meet new people, explain Max Irrational’s philosophy to them, and make a judgement call about them. It’s not a leader position, but it is a position with responsibilities.

PRIMARY REQUIRED JOB: Test out Probies, see who’s cool and who’s not. Game Guides are the main source of promoting Probies to Max Members. Keep the immature out, and entice the mature in.

SECONDARY OPTIONAL JOBS: Advertising our Supergroup; Public relations; Helping members with whatever; Giving advice on fighting, dating, etc; Take over leader positions as needed in emergency situations.

SUPERGROUP POWERS: Can invite new Probies; Can promote from Probie to Max Member; Can kick Probies; Can not kick Max Members; Can access up to the third level of our bank vault; Can lead Supergroup events; Can access the Officer Channel on our SG Chat.

GETTING PROMOTED: Going from Game Guide to Exemplar of Ecstasy takes two major things: Time and Trust. Voice your interest to me and the Exemplars you’d like to move from “Helper” to “Leader,” and give it time. I personally select only those Game Guides that I’ve known for some time, have fought alongside with, and know beyond any shadow of a doubt I can trust to be my close associates, to be my fellow leaders. Becoming an Exemplar of Ecstasy means you are devoted to Max Irrational’s goals, and you are willing to spent your time and pay your attention on those goals.

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Rank 4
Exemplar of Ecstasy

BASIC INFO: Exemplars of Ecstasy are the Officers of Max Irrational, the leaders. They directly help me with events, decisions, promotions, and general leader responsibilities. They are the head honchos around here, my trusted friends, and often times my part-time lovers as well. They are expected to understand, preach, and practice our 3 rules, our goals, and our overall philosophy.

PRIMARY REQUIRED JOBS: Advertising our Supergroup; Public relations; Assist me with planning, running, and overseeing Supergroup events; Dealing with difficult situations the Supergroup might run into; Deciding if someone should be kicked from the Supergroup or not; Exemplars are the top leaders when I’m not around.

SECONDARY OPTIONAL JOBS: Being a Game Guide and spending time with Testees; Helping me decide who to promote from Max Member to Game guide; Helping me decide who to promote from Game Guide to Exemplar of Ecstasy.

SUPERGROUP POWERS: Can invite new Probies; Can promote from Probie to Max Member; Can promote from Max Member to Game Guide; Can kick Probies; Can not kick Max Members or Game Guides; Can access up to the fourth level of our bank vault; Can access the Officer Channel on a SG Chat; Has a great deal of sway over all things in Max Irrational.

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Rank 5
SG Leader

BASIC INFO: Your Supergroup leader is me, Fyrona Caroline, aka Goddess Fyre, my befitting nickname Fyre Melons, just Fy or Fyre, and my Superhero name: The Blue Fyre of Anger.

You can come to me with anything and I’ll see what I can do. If I’m not around, contact an Exemplar or a Game Guide. Don’t let a problem fester in the background. Bring up an issue before it becomes one!

PRIMARY REQUIRED JOB: I do everything I can to make Max Irrational as comforting, free, and fun as possible. As well as a force to be reckoned with fighting against Villainy.

I do what I can to spend my time with members. But do keep in mind I’m a very busy gal, with a plethora of interests and goals. Sometimes, despite my best efforts, I do spread myself too thin. (Maybe I should word that differently…)

SECONDARY REQUIRED JOBS: Staying humble; Keeping my head on straight; Remembering to be more than a Superhero, more than a Supergroup leader, and more than a Super-Human Adult Entertainer… remembering to be a down to Earth good friend.

SUPERGROUP POWERS: “Kneel before your Goddess! Or be punished!”

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